Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

Gena Showalter

Tag: funny zombies alice-in-zombieland



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Low maintance is what's forgettable. You might want to right that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. It's golden.

Gena Showalter

Tag: humorably-true



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Come on. Let's go to Cafe Bella and drink so many lattes we're peeing coffee for a week.

Gena Showalter

Tag: kat



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Cool. I'm Kathryn, but everyone calls me Kat. And do not make any cat jokes or I'll have to hurt you. With my claws." she waved the long, blunt tips of her fingers at me. "Truth be told, I stopped speaking meow a long time ago." speaking meow? "I'm guessing calling you pretty kitty is out.

Gena Showalter


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If your mom was here, she would flip her top over your grades."
"Flip her lid," I muttered.

Gena Showalter


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I'd stood my ground against him. I wasn't going to jump when he said jump. I was more likely to give him the finger.

Gena Showalter


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you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.

Gena Showalter


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I once thought the three most important words in creation were ‘whatever proved necessary,’” he said. “And now?” she gasped against his mouth. “Now I know I was wrong. The three most important words in creation are ‘I love you

Gena Showalter

Tag: gena-showalter solomon last-kiss-goodnight vika



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You should be wearing green," she said. "To match your eyes."

"In case you never noticed, my eyes are gray."

"Never mind that," she said, once again waving my words away. "That brown washes out your skin tone."

Why was she so concerned about my clothing choices? That was completely unlike her. "I like to look washed out," I said dryly. "Otherwise people are intimidated by my glorious beauty.

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Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.

Gena Showalter

Tag: humor sarcasm



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