Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.
Gordon KormanTag: humor mistake joke translation jonah-wizard
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
Gordon KormanWe didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!"
"Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please.
Tag: humor venice dan-cahill canal ian-kabra
Come on, who saw what happened?"
"I did," I volenteered.
"Well?"
"Buttwipe wanted to know what jerkface was looking at." I turned turned eyes on the bloody and dirt-smeared brawlers. "You were barely 3-inches apart. Couldn't you see that you were both looking at each other?"
The teacher's face reddened. "Who do you think you are? Jerry Seinfeld?"
"You must be confused with another student," I told him. "My name is Capricorn Anderson.
But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever.
Gordon KormanTag: book
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.
Gordon KormanWhy can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks! Grace had a saying: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier!
Gordon KormanTag: grace dan cahill 39-clues
In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.
Gordon KormanThe Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken.
Gordon KormanSugar maple!" Mary-Todd Holt knelt over her husband. "Are you all right?"
Eisenhower sat up, and egg-size lump blooming on his crown. "Of course I'm all right!" he managed, his words slurred. "You think a little insect can stop me?"
Reagan was unconvinced. "I don't know, Dad. She brained you with a baseball bat!"
"Hockey stick," Dan corrected.
"Those could be your last words, brat–
Tag: humor dan threats reagan eisenhower cahill the39clues holt mary-todd
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