Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro.
Groucho MarxTag: life-lessons
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho MarxTag: women
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
Groucho Marxأعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب
Groucho MarxTag: humor reading books television
This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.
Groucho MarxAll people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Groucho MarxTag: sarcastic-humor
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
Groucho MarxTag: brothers marx-brothers groucho-marx
You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho MarxTag: loquacity vaccination phonograph
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