Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.
Ilona AndrewsSyphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
Ilona AndrewsHow was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?"
"Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.
You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
Your headlights don't scare me.
Ilona AndrewsAndrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.”
Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix."
Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.
Tag: humorous
I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely.
The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him.”
Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. “And?”
"You’re the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.
You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face.
Ilona AndrewsVery well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will hear your explanation now."
"Really, Your Majesty? So good of you to condescend. I'll try to use small words and go slow."
"You're wasting my time. I know Jim betrayed me and you're covering for him. This is your chance to dazzle me wih your brillance or baffle me with your bullshit. You won't get another. When I get out, I won't be in the mood to listen.
Tag: humor urban-fantasy
Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
Ilona AndrewsTag: humor
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