You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist."
She snarled. Heh.
Tag: william ilona-andrews cerise bayou-moon the-edge spaghetti-queen
She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"
He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
Tag: death william ilona-andrews cerise bayou-moon the-edge
You call that evening the odds? You demolished them."
Demolished. He liked that. "I left you one."
"I noticed."
"I promised to share," he told her. "Manners are very important in the Weird. Lying would be quite impolite.
Tag: william ilona-andrews odds cerise bayou-moon the-edge
Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
Ilona AndrewsTag: failure ilona-andrews bayou-moon the-edge
Behind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. "Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds."
"Um..." Gaston looked at him. "No he won't."
"Bet me something."
"I don't have anything."
Kaldar grimaced. "Pick up that rock."
Gaston swiped the rock off the ground.
"Now you have a rock. I bet this five bucks against your rock."
Gaston grinned. "Deal.
Tag: betting william ilona-andrews kaldar bayou-moon the-edge gaston
You said he was a soldier. You don't suppose...?"
"Oh, Gods." Ignata blinked. "You think something could be wrong down there?"
All of them looked at William, who chose this precise moment to slide the wet shirt back on his back, which required him to flex, raising his arms.
"That would be a shame," Cerise murmured.
Tag: william ilona-andrews cerise bayou-moon the-edge ignata
She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?"
"To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool."
Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.
Tag: funny william ilona-andrews cerise bayou-moon the-edge lord-bill
An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.
Ilona AndrewsTag: funny ilona-andrews kaldar raccoon the-edge fate-s-edge
A forest," William said, his expression distant. "Where the ground is dry soil and stone. Where tall trees grow and centuries of autumn carpet their roots. Where the wind smells of game and wildflowers."
"Why, that was lovely, Lord Bill. Do you ever write poetry? Something for your blueblood lady?"
"No."
"She doesn't like poetry?"
"Leave it."
Hehe. "Oh, so you have a lady. How interes--
Tag: funny william ilona-andrews cerise bayou-moon the-edge
This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."
Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!"
Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.
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