Jack and Jill came to the hill
on a grave and somber mission
you've made them mad
the time's so bad
to be a politician"

"Jack and Jill came to hill
to do some deadly deeds
they weren't far wrong
to judge how long
a bleeding liberal bleeds.

James Patterson


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It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it never had been." ... Just one shot
A professional execution.
Without passion.
Almost without passion." ...
"He held Sara's hand for the last time. And Jill came tumbling after. he thought of the words in the children's rhyme. But Jack would not fall down. The day of ultimate madness had begun. Jack and Jill had finally begun.

James Patterson


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Then the doctor broke my nose and I cried like a baby

James Patterson


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Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?

James Patterson


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Humans were the weakest species. Maybe that was why they could be the meanest animals.

James Patterson

Tag: humanity-and-society



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People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me what I could and couldn't do, in the name of what's " good for me." Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

James Patterson

Tag: comedy-humor james-patterson middle-school



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Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.

James Patterson


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Every masterpiece comes at the end of a long line of failures.

James Patterson


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The pages turn themselves...

James Patterson


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He was the Teacher, the world was his students, and class was about to begin.

James Patterson


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