A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the owner of the gold isn’t looking before you make the switch.
Jarod KintzI make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.
Jarod KintzA brick could be given as a graduation gift to a C student. It’s like here, welcome to a life in the construction industry.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon salesman.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams.
Jarod KintzBricks could be used like trophies. And if we give them to everyone, just for participating, then collectively we could build a big House of Emptiness.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want to splash ink on it and try to impregnate the minds of the people.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s easy to punch the brick and break it, but can you punch a brick, shatter it, and then using only your mind repiece the brick back together into one cohesive unit—and do it all faster than the shutter of the fastest camera can witness? Well, I can. You’ll have to see it to believe it, but since the human eye can’t actually visually absorb it, you’ll have to just take my word for it.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to help you become an Olympic swimmer. Tie the brick around your legs and have a friend drop you off someplace, say the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and then simply swim back to shore. By the time you hit the beach, you’ll be able to swim faster than a shark. In fact, you’ll have to if you plan on making it home.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and completely oblivious to my surroundings.
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