Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace.

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My mother always advised me not to trust a dead person.

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In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.

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How could I persuade the in-laws I was the right one for their daughter when, instead of focusing on small talk, all I could think about was not to kill them? I could only imagine what I'd say to the prospective in-laws, "Hello, it's a pleasure to eat, I mean, meet you.

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Kieran grinned. "You look good when you're angry. Now say the pitchfork line again with more oomph.

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Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys," she said.

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Hi there, I'm—" "An idiot," Kieran said, rolling his eyes. Thrain grinned and shook Clare's hand. "Well, hello, Miss Idiot.

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You're not going anywhere. If I need to put you in chains to keep you by my side, then so be it.

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She’ll read your mind like nobody’s business.

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Congrats, bro. You've just sold your soul to the devil. Wait. You don't have a soul.

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