She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag,
and right then and there, he fell in love."
-Animal Magnetism
Tag: romance-novels
I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Jill ShalvisTag: humorous
Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels
Jill ShalvisTag: paraphrased
There isn't any poison oak in the winter. It's hard to convince a girl you're sexy when you can't stop scratching your ass because of the rash. -Jax Cullen
Jill ShalvisMen exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...
Jill ShalvisTag: humorous
Life is like a boner: long and hard.
Jill ShalvisTag: humor
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
Jill ShalvisTag: humor
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
Jill ShalvisTag: humorous
Learn from the mistakes of others you won't have time to make them all your self
Jill ShalvisI'd tell him to go to hell, but it just so happens I'm stuck there and don't want to have to see him every day.
Jill ShalvisTag: humor
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