Where d'you get the knife?" He wished he had one.
"He gave it to me." There was a crumpled shape in the shadows by the wall, the matting all around soaked with dark blood. "This way.
Tag: dark-humor
What poet was it who wrote there's no pain worse than the pain of a broken heart? Sentimental shit. He should have spent more time in the Emporer's prisons.
Joe AbercrombieHave a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch.
Joe AbercrombieTag: optimism
Don’t deceive yourself. Everyone is guilty of something, and even the innocent can be a threat. Perhaps it takes small crimes to prevent bigger ones, Colonel West, but it’s up to bigger men than us to decide.
Joe AbercrombieThe skies make no special dispensation for Magi, boy, they piss on everyone the same.
Joe AbercrombieShe poured out a measure but Temple declined. 'Drink and I have had some long and painful conversations and found we simply can't agree.'
'Drink and I can't agree either.' She shrugged and tossed it down herself. 'But we keep on having the argument.
Tag: drink
You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.
Joe AbercrombieAre you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.
'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.
'What?'
'The drop'.
A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.
Tag: fantasy dark-humor
The only difference between war and murder is the number of dead.
Joe AbercrombieThey appear somewhat unreliable," he murmured.
"Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how that goes, no? Why, there's not a man of them I wouldn't trust my mother to."
"Are you sure?"
"She's been dead these twenty years. What harm could they do her now?
Tag: trust humorous-quotes
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