Le migliori citazioni sulla Terra!

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar or restaurant or coffee shop and scan the crowd and suddenly your heart stops and you say to yourself: oh, please—let it be him.

Julie James

Tag: julie-james practice-makes-perfect

maybe you’re sleeping and I suppose I could just say this in the morning, but now I can’t sleep and I’m just lying here so I might as well get it over with, and well . . .I’m sorry about this afternoon, J.D. The first spill honestly was an accident, but the second . . . okay, that was completely uncalled for. I’m, um, happy to pay for the dry cleaning. And, well . . . I guess that’s it. Although you really might want to rethink leaving your jacket on your chair. I’m just saying. Okay, then. That’s what they make hangers for. Good. Fine. Good-bye.”

J.D. heard the beep, signaling the end of the message, and he hung up the phone. He thought about what Payton had said—not so much her apology, which was question-ably mediocre at best—but something else.

She thought about him while lying in bed.

Interesting.

Later that night, having been asleep for a few hours, J.D. shot up in bed

He suddenly remembered—her shoe.
Oops.

Julie James

I would have done it for you in a heartbeat

Julie James

It's a truth universally acknowledged that an FBI special agent in possession of great skill and talent is likely to engage in trash talk every now and then.

Julie James

Tag: paraphrased julie-james

Oh God, baby...love me.

Julie James

Help me out here, Jeremy," she said pleadingly.

He gave her a look. "Why should I do that?"

"Because once, nineteen years ago, you were wrong about him, too."

Jeremy stared at her stoically. After a long pause, his face broke into a smile.

"Aw, hell, you crazy kid, you knew I was gonna let you in—I'm a sucker for this stuff.

Julie James

Tag: humor

She spoke under her breath to Nick. "Is there a reason he's only wearing one sock?" "He puked on his foot." "Oh." She turned back to Huxley. "Can we get you another sock? Maybe a blanket or something?

Julie James

Tag: humorous humor-relationships

Boyfriend huh? I didn't realize we had taken things to that level."
"Oh, I'm sorry--this is my first undercover operation," Jordan said. "I'm a little unclear about the rules. Are we seeing other people in this fake relationship?

Julie James

Tag: humor-relationships

It was time to break out the don't-fuck-with-me face.

Julie James

Tag: humor