Honey, if the man is that dense, you can drag that cot he been sleepin' on into your room, nab his clothes, and lay in wait for him. When he comes lookin' for his things, lock the door and settle the matter once and for all.

Karen Witemeyer

Tag: humor sneaky women-having-fun



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I love you too much to give up on you.

Karen Witemeyer


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It was amazing how the right words spoken by a man could soothe insecurities.

Karen Witemeyer


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Archers stood together, no matter what. Not even frilly-smelling laundry could tear them apart.

Karen Witemeyer

Tag: family



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Why was it that thoughts and plans always made more sense when confined to one's mind than when they exited one's mouth?

Karen Witemeyer

Tag: thoughts



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