So let me get this straight---May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate?

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Wir könnten nicht ohne einander existieren ... sehen Sie es als symbiotische und völlig platonische Beziehung.

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I hope you are pleased with yourself. You have made a spirit cry.

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Think of me as Demon: The Next Generation.

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...but I forgot that I've been bound to the Forest Gump of Guardians. Lucky, lucky me.

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If I thought he had magic fingers, his lips were candidates for the Houdini Hall of Fame.

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And then I said to her, Rachel, you're out of your ever-lovin' mind. There's no way in h-e-double-toothpicks you'd find me hookin' up with a faery, especially one of the unseelie court, no matter how well hung he is. Ya just never know with them, do ya? I hear about a witch in Quebec who crossed one of the unseelie princes, and she ended up with three breasts. Can you imagine what she goes through trying to find a bra that fits?

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Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy."
(petting zoo sign)

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