If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: humor wordplay ufo pun



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These thrill seeker people doing extreme sports...they have a hideous accident, go through agonizing recovery, and then go back to that activity that nearly killed them...that's not facing your fear, that's embracing your stupidity.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: fear stupidity danger philosophy-of-life thrill-seekers



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One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: humor fear cats food death die



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You have to be able to recognize your truths in the daylight before you can find them in the dark.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: truth dark psychology maturity daylight philosophy-of-life individuation



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That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: humor planning futility foolish parachute



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Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: writing punctuation faulkner periods



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You're only responsible for being honest, not for someone else's reaction to your honesty.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: honesty relationships reaction



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Sully's, on South Prospect, was the quintessential biker-bar, complete with hefty, leather-clad Harley worshippers, and stringy-haired heroin-addicted women who made the rounds among the bikers. Its décor was decidedly Medieval Garage Sale, with a dose of Americana thrown in. An old motorcycle carcass dangled from the vaulted section of the beamed ceiling, and the wood plank floors were littered with butts, scarred by bottle caps and splattered with homogenized bodily fluids. The only light to be had was from neon, dying sconces, and lit cigarettes. Various medieval swords perched on each wall, reminiscent of the times of Beowulf and Fire Dragons on the Barrow.

Kelli Jae Baeli

Tag: fiction quote bar excerpt achilles-forjan bikers kelli-jae-baeli



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