Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man.
I'm going to stick it to them.

Kevin Hearne


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Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

Kevin Hearne


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I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.'

'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the
hospital

Kevin Hearne


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Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place,
aren’t you?
It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that isn’t a steak house as vegetarian.
Yes, I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.

Kevin Hearne


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I think "The Boondock Saints", because the Irish guys win. Plus the cat ends badly. It affirms my worldview and I feel validated.

Kevin Hearne


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He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow.

Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

Kevin Hearne


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When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

Kevin Hearne

Tag: death give sword



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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

Kevin Hearne

Tag: death british



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People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Kevin Hearne

Tag: humour



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That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

Kevin Hearne

Tag: irish paradise beer



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