Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

Kinky Friedman

Tag: feline



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The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship

Kinky Friedman


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If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

Kinky Friedman


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Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

Kinky Friedman


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Never re-elect anybody

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Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

Kinky Friedman


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A fool and his money are soon elected

Kinky Friedman


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I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

Kinky Friedman


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Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today.
That's why they don't get linen

Kinky Friedman


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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

Kinky Friedman

Tag: humor



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