Thanks to their decreased brainpower, people aren't diverted from the main business of life by the hobgoblins of opinion anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.To me, wanting every habitable planet to be inhabited is like wanting everybody to have athlete's foot.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.She was a widow, and he stripped himself naked while she went to fetch some of her husband's clothes. But before he could put them on, the police were hammering on the front door with their billy clubs. So the fugitive hid on top of a rafter. When the woman let in the police, though, his oversize testicles hung down in full view."
Trout paused again.
The police asked the woman where the guy was. The woman said she didn't know what guy they were talking about," said Trout. "One of the cops saw the testicles hanging down from a rafter and asked what they were. She said they were Chinese temple bells. He believed her. He said he 'd always wanted to hear Chinese temple bells. "He gave them a whack with his billy club, but there was no sound. So he hit them again, a lot harder, a whole lot harder. Do you know what the guy on the rafter shrieked?" Trout asked me. I said I didn't. "He shrieked, 'TING-A-LING, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life... it's The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that's not enough anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tag: dostoeyevksy the-brothers-karamazov
There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tag: cat vonnegut cat-s cradle kurt
But I'm still here.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.That there are such devices as firearms, as easy to operate as cigarette lighters and as cheap as toasters, capable at anybody's whim of killing Father or Fats or Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon or Martin Luther King, Jr., or a woman pushing a baby carriage, should be proof enough for anybody that being alive is a crock of shit.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.love is a hawk with velvet claws
love is a rock with heart and veins
love is a lion with satin jaws
love is a storm with silken reins
Tag: love
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