Gabby,” Jenna cried. “It’s so horrible. I can’t believe this happened.”
“Jenna,” I said in a soothing voice, “I’m alive and okay. No worries.”
She sniffled into the phone. “No, it’s not that.”
I waited a beat. “What?”
“The bridesmaid dresses are all wrong!” she wailed.
“Wait a second,” I said. “You aren’t upset over my being dead for four days?”
“I knew you’d be fine,” she explained, brushing off the subject. “But these dresses? I don’t know what to do. They’re the wrong color, and they’re hideous!” She went into a hysterical fit of tears.
Tag: humor fantasy paranormal timeless-series laura-kreitzer timeless fallen-legion
Oh yes. You’ve done a marvelous job of succeeding at failure.
Laura KreitzerI’m not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods’ asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste,” I said.
Laura KreitzerTag: humor fantasy fiction angels paranormal timeless-series laura-kreitzer
We need the Fallen Legion,” I said without preamble, trying to catch my breath after running after her.
“And I need an evil-proof bubble to put Jules in,” Firen said dryly.
“That’ll teach me to start off a conversation with a demand,” I grumbled.
Tag: humor fantasy fiction angels paranormal laura-kreitzer timeless fallen-legion
Firen didn’t waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let’s just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn’t fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our “naked fun time,” which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them.
Laura KreitzerTag: humor sex fantasy fiction angels paranormal laura-kreitzer timeless fallen-legion
What would you suggest?” one of the Italian officials asked.
“We do have a highly-advanced biological device called the Illuminator,” Joseph chimed in
Tag: humor fantasy fiction angels paranormal timeless-series laura-kreitzer fallen-legion
I suggest you leave now, or you’ll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.”
“Tie us down?”
“And gag you,” Joseph cheerfully reminded them.
Tag: humor fantasy fiction angels paranormal timeless-series laura-kreitzer fallen-legion
Death was a leech; no matter which side of the spectrum you were on, either dead or alive, it fed. It either acquired your soul or devoured all your joyful emotions.
Laura KreitzerTag: fantasy paranormal-romance fiction angels abyss timeless kreitzer urband-fantasy
To see someone you love in so much pain—especially emotional pain that can’t be remedied—was the worst form of torture.
Laura KreitzerTag: fantasy paranormal-romance fiction angels abyss timeless kreitzer urband-fantasy
If you decide to war with us, you will fail and suffer an eternity of misery,” he informed, his tone steady and cold. “Is that explicit enough?”
“Oh, don’t be so dramatic,” I said cheerfully, getting in touch with my inner smartass.
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