Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?

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Tag: humor inspirational romance



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What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.

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And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

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Tag: humor death fairy-tales terror prince-charming



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And I like a good horror story as much as the next person
so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real.
There’s clear and substantiated proof they were real. She won battles that would otherwise
have been lost because of what those voices told her in advance of them allowing the French
generals to strategize in ways completely different than they did before Joan came along.
People’s lives were saved because of what those voices told her.

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Tag: funny feminism



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And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real. There’s clear and substantiated proof they were real.

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And eternity is a long time. So if you have to spend it with someone I could see wanting to spend it with someone impossible...but interesting....

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Tag: thoughtful



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It’s one thing to protect yourself,” Dad yelled at me during our very next lunch. “That I get. Have I ever told you not to defend yourself? No. But did you have to permanently maim him? I spent all that money on that on that fancy school for girls-not to mention all that money for the shrinks-and what did that get me?”
I shrugged. “A seven-figure civil suit?

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Tag: funny mag-cabot



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To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself

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Tag: inspirational-life



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So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink

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I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.

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Tag: feelings negativity



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