You never know what another person stands to gain or lose by anything

Michelle Hodkin


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I pointed to a low bowl filled with what purported to be stew, but then Noah said, “Are you going
to point, or are you going to eat?”
“I just like to know what I’m putting in my mouth before I swallow.”
Noah arched an eyebrow, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: funny mistaken



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So, what are you doing with my little sister today?” Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat.
“I’m afraid I can’t ruin the surprise,” Noah said. “But I promise I’ll return her intact.”
He did not just say that. Daniel cackled

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: humor embarrassment brothers-and-boyfriends



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I rested my head on my arms and sighed dramatically. 
"What's up?" she asked
"Why are boys so annoying?" she chuckled.
"You know what my mother used to say?" I shook my head still in position
 "Boys are stupid and girls are trouble" truer words were never spoken.

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: truth mara-dyer



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Lolita,” he said, turning my book over in his hands. His eyes widened over the pink-lipped mouth on the cover, then handed it to me. Our fingers brushed, and a warm current coursed through them. My heart thundered so loud he could probably hear it.
“So,” he said, his eyes meeting mine. “You’re a smuthound with daddy issues?” The corner of his mouth turned up in a slow, condescending smile.
I wanted to smack it off his face. “Well, you’re quoting it. And incorrectly, by the way. So what does that make you?”
His half-smile morphed into a whole grin. “Oh, I’m definitely a smuthound with daddy issues.

Michelle Hodkin


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Yes!” He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. “Watch the suit,” he said, glaring. Oh, boy.

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: funny little-brothers



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what if they make me stay? To keep me safe?”“I wouldn’t, if I were them.”
“What do you mean?”“Any minute now . . .”Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.
“What did you do?” I said over the noise as he backed up toward the bathroom door.
“The girl who gave you the note?”
“Yes . . .”
“I caught her staring at my lighter.”
I blinked. “You gave a child, in a psych ward, a lighter.

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: timing funny-but-wrong



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If I were to live a thousand lives, I would want to make you mine in each one of them.

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: noah-shaw-mara-dyer



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Do not find peace. Find passion.

Michelle Hodkin


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I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Michelle Hodkin

Tag: the-unbecoming-of-mara-dyer



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