Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and all that jazz. Anna use to be the abstinence poster girl, but post-Shaw you could write a comic book about the many adventures of her vagina. It could wear a cape.
Michelle HodkinYou're the girl who called me an asshole the first time we spoke. The girl who tried to pay for lunch even after you learned I have more money than God. You're the girl who risked her ass to save a dying dog, who makes my chest ache whether you're wearing green silk or ripped jeans. You're the girl that I--" Noah stopped, then took a step closer to me. "You are my girl.
Michelle HodkinMy brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.
Michelle HodkinTag: funny michelle-hodkin the-unbecoming-of-mara-dyer
Noah tomó un sorbo antes de responder. Luego dijo: Alemán, Español, Holandés, Mandarín, y por supuesto, Francés.
Impresionante. “Di algo en Alemán” dije, y tomó un trago de la bebida. Era dulce, pero al final fuerte y picante. No estaba segura de gustarme.
“Scheide” dijo Noah.
Decidí darle a la bebida otro trago. “¿Que significa eso?” pregunté, luego tomé un sorbo.
“Vagina”
Casi me ahogué, y cubrí mi boca con mi mano. Después recobré la compostura, hablé: “Encantador. ¿Es todo lo que sabes?”
“En Alemán, Holandés y Mandarín, sí”
Sacudí mi cabeza. ¿Por qué, Noah, sabes la palabra vagina en cada lenguaje?
“Porque soy Europeo, y por lo tanto más culto que tú
Tag: humor
Eres la chica que me llamó imbécil la primera vez que hablamos. La chica que trató de pagar su almuerzo después de saber que yo tengo más dinero que Dios. Eres la chica quien arriesgo su trasero para salvar a un perro moribundo, quien hace que mi pecho duela si vistes seda verde o jeans desgarrados. Eres la chica que yo…” Noah se detuvo, entonces dio un paso más cerca de mí. “Eres mi chica”.
Michelle HodkinTag: love
No, esto no es irrelevante. Tú me quieres tanto como yo te quiero. Y yo todo lo que quiero es a ti.
Michelle HodkinTag: love
Puedes encender una fogata con el calor entre nosotros dos.
Michelle HodkinAsscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.
Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
"No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.
"I guess you nailed me then.
Tag: humour mara-dyer noah-shaw
I’m sorry, is driving and talking too complicated? No problem, I’ll shut up.
Michelle HodkinI opened my eyes and focused on his. “I’d be happier without you,” I lied as convincingly as I could. “Too bad.” Noah’s mouth curved into the half-smile I loved and hated so much, just inches from my navel. My head was foggy. “You’re supposed to say, ‘All I want is your happiness. I’ll do whatever it takes, even if it means being without you.’ “ “Sorry,” Noah said. “I’m just not that big of a person.
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