The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much for the whole thing?

Neil Leckman

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They used to say, "A penny for your thoughts". I have heard that zombies will pay up to $5 a pound for your brains. Inflation even affects the dead!!!

Neil Leckman

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So you like to stretch the truth?" he asked me. "Stretch, fold, spindle, staple or cut, whatever it takes to get it to fit just right".

Neil Leckman

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Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see the blank stare?

Neil Leckman

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If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted?
I've talked it over with myself, and neither of us could agree if that is true or not!!!

Neil Leckman

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If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?

Neil Leckman

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If I have a pocket full of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?

Neil Leckman

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Pharmacy drive-up window:
"Could I have your address?"
"Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!!

Neil Leckman

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I try not to have personal problems, I do that by telling everyone about them!!!

Neil Leckman

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Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...

Neil Leckman

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