Brannicks and magic and hell, oh my,”
~ Sophie
Tag: humor
It's okay,baby!" he shouted after her. "I don't need eyes to see you! I see you with the eyes of my heart, Felicia! My HEART!"
Great. Not only was my spell too strong, it was also lame.
Awesome," I murmured, sliding my sunglasses on top of my head. Thanks to the humidity, my hair felt like it had tripled in size. I could feel it trying to devour my sunglasses like some sort of carnivorous jungle plant. "I always wondered what it would be like to live in somebody's mouth.
Rachel HawkinsI tugged at the hem of my brand-new Hecate Hall-issue blue plaid skirt(Kilt? Some sort of bizarre skirt/kilt hybrid? A skilt?) and wondered why a school in the middle of the Deep South would have wool uniforms.
Rachel HawkinsBeing trapped thus is incredibly frustrating for me, and
occasionally I take it out on others. Again, I apologize. Now,
if you’d like, I can help you with what you’re seeking.”
Knowing I’d probably regret it, I crossed the room and
yanked the canvas off the mirror. As before, he was sitting
on the table, smirking at me.
“Jackass, jackass on the wall, where’s the info on Hex
Hall?
Tag: humor hex-hall spell-bound sophie-mercer
Hey,you might be able to take away my magical powers, but the power of sarcasm was still at my disposal.
Rachel HawkinsShe was around fifty, with dark blond hair that had been twisted, teased, and probably threatened into a complicated updo.
Rachel HawkinsFor a second I thought about saying, "Yes, please, let's catch the next ferry out of this freak show.
Rachel HawkinsThe "Holy-crap-that's-a-lot-of-pink" Zone would have been a more accurate description.
I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus...oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp had ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing romantically.
What can I say? I read a lot of books.
But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.
She gave a brittle smile. "The curriculum can be challenging, but I have no doubt that Sophie will do very well."
Never had encouragement sounded so much like a threat.
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