Poor innocent me, just going about my business, then you raped me down the ear with your gun."

Lindsay nicks the bottle, smirking just slightly, and say's " You loved it, you tart.

Richard Rider

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Ha ha ha. But what if, right, when you come home, what if I ain't wearing nothing but Nutella?"

"Your double negatives make me want to kill you.

Richard Rider

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If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his finger
up your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for you?

Richard Rider

Tag: humor i-can-t-even i-lost-it

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You warped me. I was a perfectly normal-

-drug addicted bisexual hooker-fucking criminal.

-perfectly normal sensible man with normal sensible urges
before you.

Richard Rider

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