It was Friday tomorrow and still Eden was avoiding him like he was a Bieber fan at a Korn concert.

Samantha Young

Tag: humor bieber korn



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Noah's mom and dad were academics and socially inept, so Noah had never invited her over to his house because his parents wouldn't like it. And Eden had never invited Noah over to her house because she didn't want him to die.

Samantha Young

Tag: humor eden noah



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Eden," Cyrus snapped bringing her back to the present. "I have a sword pointed at you. Will you please focus

Samantha Young

Tag: humor adhd short-attention-span



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It was one thing to deal with monsters that were human in appearance. Another thing entirely to deal with humans who were monsters.

Samantha Young

Tag: humanity human monsters



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I don't know whether to be proud or appalled that danger, blood and death inspire you so.

Samantha Young

Tag: humor inspiration death danger blood



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I just did not like to invest myself in a relationship that would soon end.

Samantha Young


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You know on those nature shows when the cute little meerkat is strolling along on its four cute little meerkat legs to get back to her burrow where all her little meerkat politics, drama and family await her, and this big-ass eagle comes swooping overhead…? The smart little meerkat runs for cover and waits that big-ass eagle out. Some time passes, and the meerkat finally decides the eagle got bored and went off to scare the crap out of some other cute little meerkat. So, the meerkat crawls out from her hidey-hole to carry merrily on her way. And just when that little meerkat thought she was home free, that big-ass eagle swoops down and catches her in his big-ass claws. Well… I know exactly how that little meerkat felt…

Samantha Young


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Why the hell did he have be the human version of a sexually charged nuclear weapon?

Samantha Young


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I know you love me, Jocelyn, because there’s no fucking way I can be this much in love with you, and not have you feel the same way. It’s not possible.

Samantha Young


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I miss someone who gets me. I called a woman on my research team a bitch – you know in a friendly way – and she told me to go to hell. And I think she really meant it.”
“Rhian, we’ve talked about this. Normal people don’t like to be called names. For some reason, they tend to take is personally. And you are a tad bitchy, by the way.
“Normal people are so sensitive.

Samantha Young


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