Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell.
Simon R. GreenTag: inspirational
The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.
Simon R. GreenTag: humor
If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.
Simon R. GreenTag: humor
Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn.
'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a dragon.'
'Frankly, that doesn't strike me as such a hot idea either,' muttered the unicorn.
The Nightside CSI is only one man, pleasant enough, calm and easy going, and very professional. It probably helps that he has multiple personality disorder with a sub-personality for every speciality and discipline in his profession. One to handle fingerprints, another to examine blood splatter or look for magical residues...He's really quite good at his job though he does tend to argue with himself.
Between himself he knows everything he needs to know. Each sub-personality has a different voice. Some of them are women. I've never asked.
When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you.
Simon R. GreenTag: humor
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.
Simon R. GreenThis isn't Hell, it's the Nightside. Thought sometime you can see Hell from here.
Simon R. GreenRupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court full of bemused looking toads."
"He wouldn't dare use his magic here," said the Champion.
"Don't bet on it," said Rupert. "The High Warlock has all the practicality and self-preservation instincts of a depressed lemming.
Tag: fantasy sarcastic-humor
There’s nothing like a major emergency and the almost certain death of the whole damned world to concentrate the mind wonderfully.
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