I once tried to give him a friendly little "drugs chat". He politely corrected me on every single fact, then said he'd noticed I drank above the recommended guidelines of Red Bull and did I think I might have an addiction? That was the last time I tried to act like the older sister.
Sophie KinsellaTag: humour addiction adulthood
You're working for me cut out the attitude.
Sophie KinsellaThe streak of bleach in my hair is as obvious as ever. Am I really going out in public like this? I push my hair backward and forward a few times - but I can't hide it. Maybe I could walk along with my hand carelessly positioned at my head, as if I'm thinking hard. I attempt a few casual, pensive poses in the mirror.
"Is your head all right?"
I swivel round in shock to see Nathaniel at the open door, wearing a plaid shirt and jeans.
"Er...fine," I say, my hand still glued to my head. "I was just..."
Oh, there's no point. I bring my hand down from my hair and Nathaniel regards the streak for a moment.
"It looks nice," he says. "Like a badger."
"A badger?" I say, affronted. "I don't look like a badger."
"Badgers are beautiful creatures," says Nathaniel with a shrug. "I'd rather look like a badger than a stoat.
Tag: humorous
you can always find something you want.
Sophie KinsellaSix minutes isn’t sex,” I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. “Six
minutes is a boiled egg.
Tag: sex funny nathaniel samantha-sweeting
Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.
Sophie KinsellaSometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
Sophie KinsellaTag: funny
You don't always have to know who you are. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what to do next.
Sophie KinsellaIt was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?
Sophie KinsellaShould I tolerate it as normal male behaviour, like when he gets a cold and starts Googling nose cancer symptoms discharge nostrils?
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