Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams, flowcharts, a media release, a strategic vision, a charter, technical specifications, business rules, travel expenses, a development environment, deployment instructions, a user acceptance test, stationary, overtime schedule, a mock-up, prototypes…”
“Tell me,” she said, “did the people who built the pyramids have any of those?”
“Mostly, they had beer. Come to think of it, if there had been such a thing as a Business Analyst in ancient Egypt, then the hieroglyph for it would have been very graphical, if you know what I mean.
Tag: humor beer tongue-in-cheek geek-books
On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.
Sorin SuciuTag: fantasy computers wizards goats geek-humor tongue-in-cheek geek merkin
You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed that wolves normally carry seven gold pieces, a flawed garnet, a scroll of ice storm, and a lock pick somewhere about their person.
Sorin SuciuTag: humor rpg geek-humor geeks geek roll-playing-games
Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system.
Sorin SuciuTag: humor fantasy drinking author tongue-in-cheek new-author
Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.
Sorin SuciuTag: fantasy wizards tongue-in-cheek contemporary-fantasy
Buggeroff, enchanté!
Sorin SuciuTag: humor magic wizards wizardry
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