In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude.

Susan Ee

Tag: humor



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Is that the beginning of an amused grin forming on the angel's face?

Susan Ee


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When you're small enough to have to look up at everyone around you, there's no such thing as a dirty fight. That's a new motto for me. I think I'll keep it.

Susan Ee

Tag: penryn



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When I was little, I always thought I’d be Cinderella, but I guess this makes me the wicked witch.

Susan Ee


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Because there’s no reason to think Paige had to eat anything. Paige is not a low demon. She’s a little girl. A vegetarian. A born humanitarian. A budding Dalai Lama, for chrissake. She only attacked the angel to defend me. That’s all.
Besides, she didn’t eat him, she just… gnawed on him a little.

Susan Ee


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Big words from a guy who's trussed up like a turkey. What are you going to do, wobble over here like an upside- down turtle to snap me in half?"

"The logistics of breaking you are easy. The only question is when.

Susan Ee

Tag: wit



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Leaking sacks of mutated maggots?" He raises his perfectly arched eyebrow as though I'd just failed my verbal insult exam.

Susan Ee


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We now play a permanent game of I-am-crazier-and-scarier-than-you. And in that game, my mother is our secret weapon.

Susan Ee


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Asleep, he looks like a bleeding Prince Charming chained in the dungeon. When I was little, I always thought I’d be Cinderella, but I guess this makes me the wicked witch.
But then again, Cinderella didn’t live in a post-apocalyptic world invaded by avenging angels.

Susan Ee


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A sense of humor is one more thing I don't think angels should have. The fact that his sense of humor is corny makes it even more wrong.

Susan Ee


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