[...]all men are writers, journalists scribbling within their skulls the narrative of what they see and hear[...]
Terry PratchettMoney makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People are what they do, and what they leave behind.
Terry PratchettWatering down the currency of expression, causing anything to mean whatever you want it to mean, until nothing is meant and nothing is precise.
Terry PratchettIf you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
Terry PratchettTag: class-warfare funny-but-true
Stanley always followed the rules. All sorts of things could go wrong if you didn't.
So far he'd done 1:Upon Discovery of the Fire, Remain Calm.
Now he'd come to 2: Shout 'Fire!' in a Loud, Clear Voice.
'Fire!' he shouted, and then ticked off 2 with his pencil.
Next was: 3: Endeavour to Extinguish Fire If Possible.
Stanley went to the door and opened it. Flames and smoke billowed in. He stared at them for a moment, shook his head, and shut the door.
Paragraph 4 said: If Trapped by Fire, Endeavour to Escape. Do Not Open Doors If Warm. Do Not Use Stairs If Burning. If No Exit Presents Itself Remain Calm and Await a) Rescue or b) Death.
Tag: humor
So computers are tools of the devil?" thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of somebody, and all he knew for certain was that it definitely wasn't him.
Terry PratchettTag: humor
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat
could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Tag: wisdom quantum-physics chaos-theory schrodinger-s-cat
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A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it.
Terry PratchettVerence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful.
Terry PratchettTag: witches
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Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
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