Cake is not the issue here.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: discworld

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Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.

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And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

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Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: humor religion

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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: gravity

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William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."
Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: freedom cooperation anarchy revolution organization

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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: tourism idiot first rincewind twoflower

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We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind."
"Oh, no! You think so?"
"Yes."
"But... no... you can't be right. Because Nobby was with us all the time."
"Not Nobby," said Vimes testily. "Whatever he might do to a dragon, I doubt if he'd make it explode. There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad."
Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror.
"Gosh," he said.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: men discworld arms ankh-morpork at

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Silverfish looked down.
"Oh. Are you a dwarf?"
Cuddy gave him a blank stare.
"Are you a giant?" He said.
"Me? Of course not!"
"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: perception perspective discworld dwarf

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Right!"
"Right!"
"You can get there!"
"I can get there!"
"You're a natural at counting to two!"
"I'm a nat'ral at counting to two!"
"If you can count to two, you can count to anything!"
"If I can count to two, I can count to anything!"
"And then the world is your mollusc!"
"My mollusc! What's a mollusc?

Terry Pratchett

Tag: stupidity encouragement vocabulary

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