Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.

Voltaire


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For can anything be sillier than to insist on carrying a burden one would continually much rather throw to the ground?

Voltaire


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If one doesn't get what one wants in one world, one can always get it in another

Voltaire


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It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.

Voltaire

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What's Optimism?' asked Cacambo. 'I'm afraid to say,' said Candide, 'that it's a mania for insisting that all is well when things are going badly.

Voltaire


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What is the verdict of the vastest mind?
Silence: the book of fate is closed to us.
Man is a stranger to his own research;
He knows not whence he comes, nor whither goes.
Tormented atoms in a bed of mud,
Devoured by death, a mockery of fate.
But thinking atoms, whose far-seeing eyes,
Guided by thought, have measured the faint stars,
Our being mingles with the infinite;
Ourselves we never see, or come to know.

Voltaire


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It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least

Voltaire

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self-esteem is a balloon filled with wind, from which great tempests surge when it is pricked

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I have received your new book against the human race, and thank you for it. Never was such a cleverness used in the design of making us all stupid. One longs, in reading your book, to walk on all fours. But as I have lost that habit for more than sixty years, I feel unhappily the impossibility of resuming it. Nor can I embark in search of the savages of Canada, because the maladies to which I am condemned render a European surgeon necessary to me; because war is going on in those regions; and because the example of our actions has made the savages nearly as bad as ourselves. [in response to Rousseau's "The Social Contract"]

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I've had some experience of this love, this love that rules our hearts, which is the soul of our souls; all it got me was a kiss and twenty kicks in the ass. How could so beautiful a cause have produced in you such an abominable effect?

Voltaire


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