Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor animals humorous apes primates mammals



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Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor consciousness intelligence animals



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There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor animals zoology



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Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor animals zoology



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Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor animals whales zoology



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The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.

Will Cuppy

Tag: birds bird-calls bloodhounds



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He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to murder them all you would never get anything else done.

Will Cuppy

Tag: murder war violence



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Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor fish natural-history



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If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Will Cuppy

Tag: intelligence animals



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It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

Will Cuppy

Tag: judgment



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