Get off my bed before you make it smell like girl germs.

Zathyn Priest


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You’ve been working hard, a sandwich isn’t enough. I’ll make you dinner.” From the
freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it in the microwave.

Zathyn Priest


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Despite his awkwardness Alec couldn’t deny it felt good to be in receipt of spoiling. “I’m buying our house, no arguments. Something understated, like a castle with a moat and a speedboat so you can get to the front door quickly!

Zathyn Priest


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She scrambled into a sitting position, but her legs remained where they were. “Really? You mean like back stage and stuff?”

“Uh-huh. Close your knees I’m seeing too much.”

She brought her knees together quickly. “Why are you looking?”

“Hard to miss when you’re sitting there like you’re giving birth!

Zathyn Priest


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What you’re saying is this spider, with a brain the size of strawberry seed, hid in your car with its face covered to avoid being gassed by insect spray.” He stood in front of me, laughing, peering down into my eyes. “And then, when the fumes dispersed, he set about plotting revenge. Once he’d come up with his plan, he exited your car and, even though he didn’t see which direction you went in, he found the front door because he knew you were inside this house.” Biting down on his bottom lip, Ric smirked. “Don’t you think, if he was as smart as all that, he’d have worn a mask before he ran out from under visor so you couldn’t recognise him on your doormat?

Zathyn Priest

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Sure enough the goldfish was swimming upside down, its boggle eyes wide and staring, its fins flapping madly at its sides. Brandon felt like the fish looked. He was anxious over how Lewis
knew he was a vet and the address of the practice he worked at.

"I don't think it has vertigo, Lewis." A professional approach was all he could think of. "Has it ever done this before?"

"He. He's not an 'it' and his name is Fluffles. I'd appreciate it if you referred to Fluffles by his name rather than a generic term demeaning him into nothing more than an object devoid of gender." Lewis cocked his head, staring unblinking. "Fluffles is a beloved pet. I demand you show him respect!"

"Ooookaaaay." Brandon pressed his lips together and released them with a loud pop. "Has Fluffles ever done this before?"

"Don't know." Lewis peered into the bag. "I've only had him forty-five minutes.

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