Doggone it all!

“There's one good thing about getting in trouble: It seems like you do it in ste…”

“...that was Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things to Have a Funner LIfe and Make a Be…”

“You know, there's something especially lonely about a gold medal hanging all by…”

“Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some r…”