Don't. Don't do that.

“Hold your breath and close your eyesDistract yourself with other guysIt’s no su…”

“I give up. In the war for my parents’ approval, I’d lost to a complete stranger.”

“I nodded. Nodding was all I knew how to do, all I understood. Nodding, at least…”

“Let me get this straight… you didn’t have a cat? Did you get a cat just so that…”