Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause a…”

“I’m a pessimist of the human condition, as a rule, but contemplating the future…”

“Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or mayb…”