EH.MA.GAWD.

“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye …”

“Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make ou…”

“Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.”

“The hardest thing about being a parent is watching your kids make mistakes. Our…”