EW.MY.GOD

“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye …”

“Anyway, no guy wants to be with a girl if she's not into him. So you did him a …”

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No.""Then why are you up in my grill?”

“Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime…”