I am completely half afraid to think.

“I was at a wake the other night and every man jack was drunk - even the corpse.”

“In Boston he met a pretty lady, fat and forty, but beautiful with the bloom of …”

“When money's tight and is hard to getAnd your horse has also ran,When all you h…”

“I cannot say whether there is fur on my wife's legs for I have never seen them …”