I was drunk.

“How come all the harmless people were so lame? Maybe that was the definition of…”

“Isn’t it obvious, Sage? No, of course it isn’t. I did it so I’d have a reason t…”

“I don't suppose that she gave you the job based on looks alone?"Adrian had been…”

“Rose: "I was testing dorm security. It sucks."Dimitri: "You must be freezing. D…”