In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

“He's skinny, but not the POW skinny I was expecting. More like lead-singer-of-a…”

“On the other hand, if you're too delusionally optimistic, you'll be unbearable.…”

“The year showed me beyond a doubt that everyone practices cafeteria religion...…”

“My immune system has always been overly welcoming of germs. It's far too polite…”