Men.

“Marry me, princess. I'll give you my kingdom—small potatoes that it is.”

“When he reached her, he touched a hand to her face. Smiled. "Important. That's …”

“With only those soft, secret night sounds as witness, he moved over her, kissed…”

“What, no Power Rangers Band-Aids ?""Shut up, Garett.""Yes, ma'am.”