― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

“When's your birthday?"I was taken aback by the question. "I don't like presents…”

“Well, now that you set him on fire, I'm sure we're well on the path to reconcil…”

“Some say we can't choose who we fall in love with; love chooses us. Sometimes p…”

“Love has to be reciprocated for it to be real.”