― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

“Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!""Oh, for goodness' sake!" Gabriel pu…”

“My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier”

“The remnants of my dress hung like tentacles and from my back arched a pari of …”

“Oh, man," Xavier groaned. "See what you've done-now I'm stressed.""You can't! Y…”