I found a copy of Leven's birth certificate and was surprised to see his birth name listed as E. Leven Thumps. I assume the E. stands for Elton, and I have no idea why they didnt spell it out, but it's intresting to think that it took exactly eleven whacks or thumps to down the oldest tree.

Obert Skye

Tag: awesome amazing leven obert skye thumps



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At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time."
"Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.

Rachel Caine

Tag: funny awesome morganville-vampires chilli



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So, here are my windows, stained all with me.

Caitlín R. Kiernan

Tag: awesome



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Did those nice church ladies come by again?"
He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.

Ilona Andrews

Tag: church funny awesome hilarious threesome kate-daniels andrea ascanio



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Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: humor awesome



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The word "awesome" is overused.

Sdsdd2

Tag: awesome



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AWESOME!

Neil Pasricha

Tag: awesome



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Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the Silent City, making toasted cheese-"
"I hope they play charades," said Tessa Dryly. "It would seem to take advantage of their natural talents.

Cassandra Clare

Tag: awesome jem tessa charades silent-brothers



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Pics or it didn't happen."
"Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

Rachel Caine

Tag: awesome shane-collins flame-throwers michael-glass black-dawn



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Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Toni Aleo

Tag: fun awesome loveit



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