I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tag: humor love animals dogs sex funny dog unrelated



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Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

Mark Twain

Tag: man dogs heaven quote humans dog mark-twain human-beings



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I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

Deb Baker

Tag: crazy yourself conversation dog



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You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog....

Peary Perry

Tag: dog dog-lover dogs-loyalty dogs-and-cats



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My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Dan Harmon

Tag: cats people dogs crazy pets community feline dog cat felines pet canine canines



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The dog sniffed at the bonfire like a ship with a wet nose docking at a foreign port." -Mgru

Stephen Moles

Tag: dog london centaur transsexual ladyboy



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I hear Warner laugh.
I see him smile.
It's the kind of smile that transforms him into someone else entirely, the kind of smile that puts stars in his eyes and a dazzle on his lips and I realize I've never seen him like this before. I've never seen his teeth--so straight, so white, nothing less than perfect. A flawless, flawless exterior for a boy with a black, black heart. It's hard to believe there's blood on the hands of the person I'm staring at. He looks soft and vulnerable--so human. His eyes are squinting from all his grinning and his cheeks are pink form the cold.
He has dimples.
He's easily the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
And I wish I'd never seen it.

Tahereh Mafi

Tag: dog beautiful dimples warner



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Reginald, the dog-bear," I repeated.
"Or bear-dog," she reminded me.
"That's terrible," I said in mock solemnity. "He's already not sure what he is- a dog, a bear... a bog..."
She giggled.
"And then you tag him with the name Reginald?" I shook my head.

Stacey Kade

Tag: humor dog bear bog bear-dog dog-bear



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A few days later, Tuesday quietly crossed our apartment as I read a book and, after a nudge against my arm, put his head on my lap. As always, I immediately checked my mental state, trying to assess what was wrong. I knew a change in my biorhythms had brought Tuesday over, because he was always monitoring me, but I couldn't figure out what it was. Breathing? Okay. Pulse? Normal. Was I glazed or distracted? Was I lost in Iraq? Was a dark period descending? I didn't think so, but I knew something must be wrong, and I was starting to worry...until I looked into Tuesday's eyes. They were staring at me softly from under those big eyebrows, and there was nothing in them but love.

Luis Carlos Montalván

Tag: love true-love iraq dog dog-lover iraq-war dogs-loyalty warrior bond tuesday ptsd wounded wounded-veterans tbi



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[A dog is] a bundle of pure love, gift-wrapped in fur.

Andrea Lochen

Tag: love gift dog year repeat



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