Are you sure about that he called off the wedding, Jolene? Sometimes Zeb misspells stuff in e-mails, and it comes across badly.

Molly Harper

Tag: humor wedding engagement break-up email



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Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere else.

Jayce O'Neal

Tag: humor text jayce email cell drjayce jayceoneal



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It's quicker, easier, and involves less licking

Douglas Adams

Tag: fans email licking



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Amen' is like the Send button on an email.

Steve Toltz

Tag: prayer email



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you think youseeme but you dont

P.J. Petersen

Tag: email



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We may know that the work we continue to put off doing will be bad. Worse, however, is the work we never do. A work that’s finished is at least finished. It may be poor, but it exists, like the miserable plant in the lone flowerpot of my neighbour who’s crippled. That plant is her happiness, and sometimes it’s even mine. What I write, bad as it is, may provide some hurt or sad soul a few moments of distraction from something worse. That’s enough for me, or it isn’t enough, but it serves some purpose, and so it is with all of life.

Fernando Pessoa

Tag: art writing letters email letter-writing



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Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

Stephen Colbert

Tag: humour 2012 email twitter hacking mitt-romney



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I've started researching online journals for the project. Thanks for decoding Dr. Heller's notes before sending them to me. If you'd have forwarded them to me without a translation, I'd be searching for a tall building/overpass/water tower from which to yell "goodbye cruel world.

Tammara Webber

Tag: email



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I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.

Mark Mathias

Tag: humor friendship love marriage spirituality memoir email life-purpose



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TO:rosencrantzpinchard@gmai.com: Something's wrong! The house is shaking!

TO:rosencrantzpinchard@gmail.com: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquake when the Enterprise hit Warp speed. Why did you let me sleep until nearly one?

Robert Bryndza

Tag: funny awesome email star-trek-warp-speed



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