There's something I gotta tell you," he said in a confidential tone as he leaned toward her. His face was close to hers, too close. He was making her uncomfortable again, as he no doubt intended.
That notion stiffened her spine.
"What?" she all but snapped.
"I had a major case of the hots for you when I was in high school. I still do.
You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there." -Sam
Kady CrossSubject: Sundown
Date: June 14 2011 09:35
To: Christian Grey
Dear Completely
Tag: humor sex funny christian email anastasia e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey fifty-shades-darker christian-grey ana
Matilda shook her head. “Damn teens and hormones. At least you own up to it. Amber doesn't believe me when I tell her half the kids here are sexually active.”“More than half,” Decker said, smiling.
-dark summer
Tag: funny teenage-hormones
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
MaryJanice DavidsonWe conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership (which happens to be one-fifth the mass of the Moon), thus disarming its protective force field. I don’t know about you, but back in 1996 I had trouble just uploading files to other computers within my own department, especially when the operating systems were different. There is only one solution: the entire defense system for the alien mothership must have been powered by the same release of Apple Computer’s system software as the laptop computer that delivered the virus.
Neil deGrasse TysonTag: apple computers funny aliens space software
Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.
Erica GorosDay drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.
Kyle AdamsTag: funny gay drag queen glbt mm drag-queen
We'll meet you here. Hopefully everyone will be in human form." A wry smile. "Though I'll warn you, he's not a whole lot more pleasant that way. At least as a wolf, he can't talk.
Kelley ArmstrongTag: funny chloe-saunders derek-rydall
You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
Renita D'SilvaTag: humor humour funny india funny-humor indian-author indian-authors indian-quote indian-fiction
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