All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.
Tag: romance humour funny romantic-suspense
You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.
Robyn CarrTag: romance humour funny contemporary-romance
Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.
Robyn CarrTag: romance humour funny contemporary-romance
We're engaged to be engaged, aren't we?
E.D. BakerI'd rather be ignored as a frog than eaten as a human.
E.D. BakerThat day will never come. I’ll be the last bachelor standing.” Dylan made a show of looking at his watch. “And if I hustle, I can still meet, mingle and be the answer to some woman’s sexual prayers. Let’s hit it before she settles on second best.
Jory StrongTag: funny alpha-male cocky
Okay, so let's say we're all in the bubble. What's tonight then? Part of the bubble too? Because, it can't be all bad if there's Nutter Butter pancakes, right?"
He flashed a crooked smile. "This? This is a blip in the bubble. A glitch in the matrix. This is the ultimate not-supposed to.
Tag: inspirational funny pancakes inspired supposed-to
Peas baffled me. I could not understand why grown-ups would take things that tasted so good when they were freshly-picked and raw, and put them in tin cans, and make them revolting.
Neil GaimanTag: funny
Ah my daughter. Eighteen and already you've been accused of murder, aided felons and acquired a death count higher than most guardians will ever see. I couldn't be prouder."
- Abe Mazure
Tag: funny
Are you okay with what we ordered?” Angeline asked him. “You didn’t pipe up with any requests.”
Neil shook his head, face stoic. He kept his dark hair in a painfully short and efficient haircut. It was the kind of no-nonsense thing the Alchemists would’ve loved. “I can’t waste time quibbling over trivial things like pepperoni and mushrooms. If you’d gone to my school in Devonshire, you’d understand. For one of my sophomore classes, they left us alone on the moors to fend for ourselves and learn survival skills. Spend three days eating twigs and heather, and you’ll learn not to argue about any food coming your way.”
Angeline and Jill cooed as though that was the most rugged, manly thing they’d ever heard. Eddie wore an expression that reflected what I felt, puzzling over whether this guy was as serious as he seemed or just some genius with swoon-worthy lines.
Tag: humor funny cute adrian-ivashkov bloodlines sydney-sage jill-dragomir eddie-castile swoon-worthy sydrian the-fiery-heart angeline-dawes
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