What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods

Amber Kizer

Tag: funny amber-kizer meridian mrs-fulbright

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I shook my head. She kissed my cheek, then on her way out patted Zachary's shoulder in a way that said, If you upset Aura in her weakened state, I will end you.

Jeri Smith-Ready

Tag: funny shade

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Its Batteries! I just know it!

Alison

Tag: humor funny cute

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Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with you.

Cassandra Clare

Tag: funny city-of-ashes isabelle

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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you

Cassandra Clare

Tag: funny city-of-ashes isabelle cassandra-clare

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That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.

Cassandra Clare

Tag: funny magnus-bane city-of-ashes cassandra-clare

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What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name

Cassandra Clare

Tag: funny clary-fray name-calling

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Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

Kresley Cole

Tag: funny cute flirty

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Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.

Cyn Balog

Tag: humor funny hot guys

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Two years ago, I was a twenty-nine year old secretary. Now I am a thirty-one year old writer. I get paid very well to sit around in my pajamas and type on my ridiculously fancy iMac, unless I'd rather take a nap. Feel free to hate me -- I certainly would.

Julie Powell

Tag: funny

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